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Sample Skit from MOJO- JOINS
THE ARMY
Mojo: Is this the recruiting station? You know,
where ya sign up to join God's army?
Teacher: This is (use the name of your group). We
teach the Bible here. It's funny you should stop by here. We're talking about
H.I.S. Army (point up) today.
Would you like to join?
Mojo: I sure would. I want to join God's Army. I'm
ready to sign on the dotted line.
Teacher: There's no need for that, you just have to
ask Jesus into your heart.
Mojo: I've already done that. When I was just a
little fellow, I prayed and I ask Jesus to forgive me of my sins. Then, I ask
Him to come into my heart.
Teacher: Well, if you've done that you're in H.I.S.
Army.
Mojo: I've got another question I want to ask ya.
But it's sort of embarrassing, do ya mind if I whisper it to you? (Moves over
and whispers in teachers ear.)
Teacher: No, you don't have to have muscles to be in
H.I.S. Army.
Mojo: Shhh! I told you it's embarrassing not having
any muscles.
Teacher: Don't worry about that. In this army God
gives you His strength.
Mojo: What?
Teacher: In Ephesians 6:10 we are told "Be strong
in the Lord, and in the power of His might."
Mojo: See! I knew it, I knew it. You have to have
muscles to be in H.I.S. Army too.
Teacher: No, you don't understand. God gives you His
strength. When He lives inside you He gives you strength. The more you study
the Bible and pray, the stronger spiritually you will become.
Mojo: (excited) Does that mean I can be in H.I. S.
Army?
Teacher: If you've asked Jesus in your heart, you're
already in H.I.S. Army (point up).
Mojo: Well, do I get some sort of army gear or
something.
Teacher: Oh yes, the Commander in Chief has provided a
very special armor to protect you as you fight against the enemy, Satan.
Mojo: Is it real expensive? I don't have much
money.
Teacher: It's free. God provides it for every soldier
in H.I.S. army. It's "God Issued."
Mojo: That's great! I gotta go call my mama! She'll
be excited! Oh, I'm in the army now! (Goes out singing)
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